And don’t get me wrong, the creepy shit is creepy. Then they try to hike back to the car.Īnd here we have an hour of The Teens bickering about who should have the map and where they should go, interspersed with creepy shit. They find more creepy shit and camp again. The next day they walk deeper in the woods despite not being super clear on where the fuck they’re going, BUT I BET YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING. Then they walk not nearly far enough away from fucking Murder Rock and they camp. They hike around filming establishing shots and Teen 1 does some dramatic introductions of various important locations, like a rock where a shitload of men were ritualistically murdered in the 19th century. Then Teen 1, Teen 2, and Teen 3 all wander out into the woods to try to get some footage of the ghost witch. Later he would tell the police that a witch made him do it because IT’S ALWAYS THE WOMAN’S FAULT, ISN’T IT. We learn that there was one dude who claimed to have been possessed by the witch – he lived in the woods as a hermit in the 40s and kidnapped and killed children in pairs in his basement, making one stand in the corner facing the wall while he killed the other.
The found footage.įirst we see a bit of what their documentary was meant to be, interviews with the locals about the legend and their experiences of any paranormal activity in the woods.
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT 2016 STREAMING MOVIE
The movie begins by stating that the three filmmakers are all missing and that the documentary footage you are about to watch is all they had to indicate what may have become of them, and they found it in the woods. Three grungy teen filmmakers head to Burkittsville, Maryland, to film a documentary about the ghost of a woman known as the Blair Witch who had been executed for witchcraft in 1785. If by some miracle you have no idea what this movie is, let me take you back on a journey to 1999, a time when you could party like it was. You always saw the monster, you always had a sweeping soundtrack to indicate when something was scary, and you always knew it wasn’t real. Horror movies at the time were kind of loud and dumb and obvious, even the good ones (which were more smart and loud and obvious). NOBODY expected the Blair Witch inquisition. Blair Witch is the first big hit of the genre and it really is a textbook example of found footage done right, with the exception of one glaring issue that I’ll get to later.
Finally, I get to talk about why I like found footage movies.
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